CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces....

Come here, take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!

Lastnite I went 2 bed without u..cold, naked, thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
I was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...

oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!

there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the height of Flirting?       
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};

 !@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it

It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen.  His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.

If I was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower
neema t

darling
do u know full form of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game
D.K