If you're a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food?

When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only I suffer!!!

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

Fill in the blank...I'm ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...

Do U know the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally......That's why boys go to college regularly....

Who said English is easy??? Fill in the blanks with YES or No... 1.-----I don't have brain... 2.-----I don't have sense... 3.-----I am stupid....

If ur world is spinning Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

what happened 2 ur mobile? I was trying 2 call u but I got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network, D monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree plz try later.

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then I thought where the hell is my roof

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

I'm a killer, I kill people for money, but you are my friend
I WILLKILL YOU FOR FREE !!

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt n a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase n the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
 
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

I want u 2 know that our friendship means alot 2 me. U cry I cry. U lauf I lauf. U jump out of da window... I look down & den... I lauf again

I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving. Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample. they r now doing me 4 taking the piss

Girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!