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Teacher:Bachon wada karo kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge Bachey:Nahi piyenge Teacher: Girls ka peecha nai karoge Bachey:Nahi karenge Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge Bachey: nahi kasenge Teacher:Wathan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge Bachey: Kardenge, aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..
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a child had
never seen his hips once his teacher beat with ruler n his
hips...he was very angry he came bacand saw his hips in the
mirror n said: (KAMEENE NE DO TUKRAY KAR DIYE) |
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| ustad jawaid
se: batao ankhain 4 honay ka matlab kia hai? jawaid: jee chashma lagana... |
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| Teacher Asma
se : Tum ko angraizi mai 90% number dete howay bari khushi ho
rahi hai Asma : Sir app 100% hi number dete howay apni khushi mai mazeed izafa kyun nahi karte |
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