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| Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee
Shop Gaya,
hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
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| Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa
Ban Gaye!! Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!
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| Safed Sari Par Tum Lal Bindi Lagati
Ho, Bhagwan Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho,
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| 3 boys where going on a motor
cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi
teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...!
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| hindu-Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra
deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.FATHER:oye tu meri
MAA nal viya krayenga.!Srdar:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea
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| In a train compartment husband:
Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki
mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara
shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper
berth says: BOW BOW
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| Lalu : Itne sare log football ko
lath kyou mar rahe hai? Sardar : Gol karne ke liye. Lalu : Sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge?! |
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| Wife: "Sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo
ki mere paseene nikal jaaye."Sardar gets up and switches off the
fan..!
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| Teacher: what is ur caste? Student:
pehle to assi rajput si, fir pandit ho gaye, hun haige sardarji..
ab agge mummy di MARZI !!!
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