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| PYAR means.......? P...phone karna. Y...yaad karna. A...azaadi khona. R...rote rehna ki kash phone aaye......!
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| kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4
addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye magar sirf eik ke
baal gheley howe ye kase mumkin hain? baqi 3 ganje they
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| aik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati
hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain? Darzi: waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.
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| lady drinking coke, machar falls in
. lady take it out , machar says ;maaaaaaaa lady ask why u did u call me maaaaaaaaaaaa machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaaaaa
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| Kisi VAKEEL se pyar mat karna... vo
kahega"I OBJECT"
Kisi DOCTOR se pyar mat karna... vo kahega "NEXT" Pyar karna TEACHER se... kahega"DO IT 5 Times"
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| What did shivaji say to bruce lee
when he met him? " tu karate main marathe".
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| Ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey
the, agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata, haathi bhi kahin chup jata, aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huwe or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai, pata chala chuha MQM mein tha
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| What are the three fastest ways of
communication? Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
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