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| Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti
dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
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| Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? Husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!
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| Aik adimi ne apni wife ko
khat(letter) likha "is mahene salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon." wife ne jawab diya .... "app ki salray k badley 100 kiss miley,hisaab bhej rahi hoon. 1.doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan giya 2.teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari, 3.sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana isliye 9 deni pari. 4. makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata hay. app fiker nahi kerna,mere pass abhi lag bhag 30,40 kiss or hain. MAHINA ARAM SE KATT JAEY GA "
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| A 60 years old bachelor advertises
his Zaoorat-e-rishta after a month he got a letter "mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aatay hein.
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| Aik aadmi jungle se guzar raha tha
A Churail stops him & says: Hoo Hoo Haa Ha Ha, mai Churail hoon, Aadmi:janta hoon, teri 1 behan mere ghar main hai.
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| Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe
PARO kehete ho, jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj
kya piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho. Husband: Aaj main hosh main
hu.
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| Pati patni se:- kaisi sabzi banai
hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai Patni(matha peet te hue)Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya khaKe dekha hai |
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