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| Ramlal, Bagwan say: Bahgwan mujhy dukh de, dard de, tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker abay sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tujh ko biwi chaie. | ||||
| Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted
only one woman! You have only 2 eyes....... But you sight every woman. Now tellme asali Ravan kaun?
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| Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li.
Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon
mara?
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| Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko
badi fursat mein banaaya hai... Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.
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| God apun se puchha, kidhar jana
mangta?
SWARG YA NARK? Apun bola NARK! Apun janta, tum saala dost log udharich milega. Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg.
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| Raj : Bhagwan tu mujhe 100 Rs dega
toh 50 Rs tumhe chadhaunga.
Thodi door par usko 50 Rs milte hai. Raj: Prabhu itna bhi bharosa nahi, PEHLE HI KAAT LIYA
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| 1admi ne bhagwan se puchha 100 SAAL APKE LIYE KYA HAI GOD-100 saal mere liye 1 second. K barabar hai. admi-1 CRORE RS God-1 coin admi-1coin mujhe dedo GOD-1second rukk ja
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