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| Beta: Papa aap egypt kab gaye they
Papa: Never, beta Kabhi nahi Beta: Tou Mummy kahan se laaye phir
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| Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi? Papa: Haan. Beta: Kis se hui? Papa: Bewkum teri mummy se.. Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.
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| Father and Son were in conversation
on the beach : Son:Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ? Father: Tumhe nahe pata ? Son: Nahe pata. Father: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .
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| Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA
raha hai.... ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.
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| Brother: Bahen mere dost aye hain
chaye banado Sister: nahi mai nahi bana rahi Brother: Bana de jab tere yaar ayenge thab mai bana dounga..
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| Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay
hum is shop say lain gay, Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai, Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.
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| Papa : Beta, har parai stri ko apni
Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jayega… Beta : Lekin Papa fir aap ka character ka kya hoga..??
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