Rizwan: Doctor please help me, mein
jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi
nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Rizwan: Phone per.
Patient: Mjhe bemari hai. Na khaoon
tu bhook lagti hai,
Na soo tu Neend aati hai, Ziada kaam kr k thak jaata hoon.
Doctor: Saari Raat Dhoop mai betho Theek hojaogay.
Aik admi k paitt (stomach) mai
sakhth dard tha.. wo doctor k paas gaya aur shikayat ki
"k mere pait mai dard hai"
doctor : raat ko kia khaya tha ?
admi : murghee
Doctor : aur subha kia khaya tha ?
admi : andha
Doctor : fiker math karo ....
murghee andhay per baittii hai...