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| Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath
dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho
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| Girl to boy: u will try to kiss me,
mien shoor macha dongi, Boy: Lakin yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay. Girl: i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi
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| Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya... Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other... Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain? Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.
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| boy- lagta hai hum dono ek sath nhi
rah sakte girl- kya mere papa se mile the boy- nhi mai tumhari choti bhen se mila tha.
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| Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar
karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi. Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge..
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| Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha
tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
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| 1 Medical student ne apni classmate
ko khoon se likha letter de kar kaha, "Muje iska answer zarur dena." Ladki Ne Ans Diya "Tumhara blood
group B+ hai"
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