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| 2 boys ko 3 live Bomb milte hai…
Wo un bombs ko police ko dene Jate hai…….. (raste mein… ) First boy: agar koi bomb raste mehi phat jaye to??? Second boy: jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the .
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| A Good Friend comes 2 visit u in
the hospital wid flowers n goes. A True friend Sits near u n says: O Yaar! nurse bahut solid hai... aaram se theek hona!
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| ek bandar paid par chada.usko dekh
kar ek aadmi bhi chad gaya bandar bola tu upar kyu aaya
hai.aadmi aam khane. bandar par ye tho amrud ka paid hai...
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| Ek admi kabar par baitha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahi lagta? admi bola darne ki kya baat
kabar me garmi lag rahi thi thodi der bahar aa gaya.
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| Ek aadami bhains ke upar beth kar
aa raha hota hai. Police wala - helmet kaha hai. Aadami - sahib tanik upar nahi niche dekho ee 2 wheelar nahi 4 wheelar hai.
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| Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain? no r u sure?plz check again .no , ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay
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| Ladki pataney keliye chupkese uske
piche ja ker usay darao ager woh hasi to samjho pat gai aur ager
gussa hui to zor-zor se chilao didi dar gai-didi dar gai...!!!Try
this.
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| Athar: jante ho mere dost k samne
sab maafi mangte hain Bilal: acha akhir kia hai tumhara dost Athar: wo fakheer hai
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| Aik admi ne raat k 12 baje phone
kar k poocha "ap kahan se bol rahay hain" Dosre ne ghusay se kaha "jahanam se bolraha hoon" pehle admin ne jawab diya "bas yahi maaloom karna tha... app jesa batameez kahin janat mai na chala gaya ho"
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