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Aik Mundir main
buri neeyat wale ghayeb hojate they.Amitabh gaya woh ghayab,
Hirithik gaya woh ghayab,Akshey gaya woh ghayab, Ashwariya gai
Bhagwan ghayab !!!
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| CURCUIT-
bhai bapuu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,
aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega MUNNA BHAI- hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai CURCUIT- bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko MUNNA BHAI- pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na
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| “ Munnabhai:
Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain? Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai na. ”
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| Munna bhai:
Yeh oxford kya hai? Circuit: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox maane
bael, Ford maane gaari. Oxford bole toh Baelgaari..
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| curcuit- hey
mammu paapar aur jhaapar mein kya fark hai MAMMu- nahi pata curcuit- to khaa ke dekhle pata chal jayega
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| MAMMU-ye
chand to raat mein nikalta hai ajj din mein kaise nikal gaya GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai ajj din mein kaise bol para`
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| Jab Gabbar
paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappar lagaye Father-kya hua? Kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the?
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| KBC mai
sharukh ne mujhse poocha,"World ka sabse bara ullu kon hai? mene
1 crore Rs. Thukraa diye lekin tera naam nahi bataya!!
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Robert: America mein WAAR hogaya boss!!! Ajit: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai. Bolo kaise??? Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!! Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR…
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