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Amitabh - Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun, police ke record mein mera naam hai. Lekin mein akela nahin hun. Jao pehle us admi ko msg de kar aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; Jao pehle us admi ko msg de kar aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; jao pehle us aadmi ko msg de kar aao jisne mere haath me yeh likh diya tha; Uske BAAD, Uske baad mere bhai tum jab chahoge tab mere m/c mein msg de dena.
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Gabbar - soovar ke bachcho . main ghar mein nahi hu. ab tera kya hoga re kalia? raat ko jab tej tej phone ki ghanti bajti hai to maa kehti hai msg chchod beta varna gabbar nahi sunega ... Yaad rahe Yaha se 50 50 mil ki doori par jab koi baccha rota hai to maa kahati hai "beta so ja nahi to gabbar singh ka voice mail Bolega...."
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Basanti -yun ki hume jaada buk buk karne ki aadat to hai nahi . agar mere liye msg hai to 1 dabana. agar mausi ke liye hai to 2 dabana . agar veeru ke liye hai to dono dabana . yun ki hume lamba msg rakhne ki aadat to hai nahi... agar mere liye msg hai...to 1 dabana.......
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Dharmendra - Kutte Kaminey, Agar tuune apni maa ka doodh piya hai to message chorde, warna mein tujhe zinda nahi chorunga.
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| Shatru -
Apne Mangal ko phone kiya hai, koi phate hue tash ke tirpanve
patthay ko nahin ! Nam chorr dena Ham patha khud jaan lenge !
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| Shatru :
jis haram-zade ne call kiya hain ... mein us haram-zade ko zinda
nahi chodunga... jaan se maar dunga
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