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The doctor told
Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he
would
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Q: Why is the sardar
standing at the doorway of the exam hall in this underpants?
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| A Sardar buys a
ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs. The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks." The Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks. The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my five rupees back!"
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| A Sardar was
travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size
photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidently,the
photograph fell down from his pocket.He started searching for it
frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's
saree. He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a
photograph" The rest is history.
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| Then there were two
sardars, Zail singh & Jarnail singh. Both of them bought a horse each. "How will we know which is your & which is mine?" asked Zail. "Easy"replied Jarnail. "I'll cut mine's tail,yours will be the one with tail" This was heard by a few boys ,they cut the other's tail too. Next morning the confusion continued. "Don't worry "retorted Jarnail. "I'll tie a bell around its neck, yours will be the one without the bell." The boys heard this also & cut the bell. The next day, Zail got frustrated & said "Okay now the last criterion, white will be yours & black will be mine."
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