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1st fact : U can't touch all ur teeth with ur tongue.
2nd fact : After reading this , all fools will try it.
3rd fact : Now u will smiles Bcoz u have become a fool.
4th fact : Now u want 2 fool ur friends.
5th fact : Now u forward it 2 all fools.
6th fact : Fact 1 is false.

Deep thoughts

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
4. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
5. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

A criminal who just grabbed an old lady’s handbag was being chased by a cop. He ran in the nearby mortuary and lied down next to a dead man.When the cop arrived @ the mortuary, he asked ,"Anyone who didnt die of AIDS, please raise your hand!"The criminal raised his hand and was arrested.

3 guys go to heaven. the frist guy got handcufed to the uglyest gurl in hevan. so he ask GOD.. ’’why?’’ ’’because you threw a rock at a birds head when you were little.’’ said GOD. The Second guy gets hancufed to the second uglyest girl in hevan. so he asks.. ’’why?’’ saint paul told him that he threw a rock at a little birdies head when he was little.

However.. the third guy gets handcufed to the SEXIEST women in heaven. so he ask GOD.. ’’Why do i get the sexiest girl and they get the ugly ones?’’ .. ’’ Ah my son.. its simple.. the beautiful one THREW A ROCK AT THE BIRDS HEAD...there for..’’ he giggled’’ shes getting punished!

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