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| A Husband said to his wife One day
"I don't know how you can be so stupid & so beautiful all at the
same time ," The wife responded ," Allow me to explain ,God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me ; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !"
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| A husband read an article to his
wife , about how many words women use a day is 30,000.But in the
case of a man it is 15,000.The wife replied "the reason has to
be because we have to repeat everything to men".The husband then
turned to his wife and asked , "What?"
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| "You looked troubled" I told my
friend , "what's your problem?" He replied,"I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful",I said. "What's wonderful? my wife doesn't know about it."
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