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A 'Mallu' female (
from
the heart of Kerala)
Went for a job
interview for the post of a
SECRETARY.
When the manager
saw the Mallu's colourful attire and gold and well oiled
uncombed jet black hair,
His mind was screaming '
NOT
THIS WOMAN.'
Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu.
So he told her '
If
you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then
may be I will give you a chance.'
The words are
GREEN, PINK,
YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK
.'
The enthusiastic Mallu
lady thought for a while and said : '
I hear the phone
GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say
YELLOW......BLUE's that?
WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number ...........Don't
PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok?
Thankyou.'
The Manager fainted.......
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